Paige & Addison
Wedding Party
Katherine Ramos
Matron of Honor
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Shimon Rosenblatt
Best Man
Hey! Hey! I don’t go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers!
Roxanne Dehn
Bridesmaid
I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.
Giovanni Fontana
Groomsman
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
MacKenzie Bush
Bridesmaid
I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.
Andrew Hoedt
Groomsman
When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.
Cierra Two Eagles
Bridesmaid
I have very little patience for stupidity.
Scott Bowen
Groomsman
“ “ “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” -Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott” -Scott Bowen”
Samantha Sanchez
Bridesmaid
A shot of midori perhaps?
Mateo Hoverson
Groomsman
Bibbity boppity, give me the sloppity.
Shelby Kreiser
Bridesmaid
If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.
Ken Joyal
Groomsman
I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.