If you’re seeing this, you either got the invite or, you heard we’re having a party! No muss, no fuss, just a good old fashioned Knappy Wedding 10 years after we met🖤

We’d been messaging via match.com for about 3 months before I finally got this guy to meet me. As we sat down, a white haired gentleman in a navy blazer & boat shoes walked up asking to join us. He introduced himself saying he was celebrating his retirement after 40 years of being a reporter for WCCO, & then began to regale us with favorite stories he’d covered, touting his “gift for reading people...” He mustve misread our looks of “Do you know this guy!?” as encouraging him to go on because, with great certainty, go on he did: “For instance, you two are the all American couple, he’s the all American stand up guy, & you love him for it, and your love for him is all he needs in life. You two inspire everyone you meet in this age of divorce, I can see it written all over people, but you two are built to last!” This continued for 30+ minutes with John & I too weirded out to speak! At this point I was sure that my friend Mark Rhein had hired an actor to make things weird & see how my online date handled it. Mark, ever the over protective, was dropping by my dates to make sure I wouldnt be mamed & left in a ditch after a sketchy online date. Toward the end I realized this wasnt Mark’s hire, and honestly, it made the exchange all the weirder. Finally Mr Boatshoes asked us “How long have you been married anyway? 5-6 years?” *Nervous chuckling & crickets chirping* “I put you on the spot Im sorry, but, I bet he never forgets your anniversary!” This is when John looks deadpan at him and says, “No, I didnt forget how long weve been together, because this is our first date!” Incredulous & quickly trying to recover his bottom jaw from the floor he says, “Well I didnt see that coming but I stand by what I said! I see under the surface in people, and you 2 are meant for eachother, so dont mess this one up big guy... haha!“ Turns out, Mr Boatshoes wasnt all wrong, & maybe he is an Oracle of Americas Couples... But if we’re the future y’all better pray for America lol