Persuaded to leave the safety of her comfortable home a woman ventured into a cozy hobbit hole called the Green Dragon. There she met a friendly dragon and together they set off on a wondrous adventure.
When he first brought up the idea of marraige I assumed he was kidding. So I told him to get me four daggers and a spear. Welp, I got my four beautiful daggers. He also took me to my Frist Pennsic War! At war, he presented me with some new armor and bribed me with sangria and snacks to walk around the lake. There in front of the temple of Aphrodite, he asked and of course, I said: "Why not let us see how this journey ends."