Groom
The giver of all of Amanda's various names. The person in the relationship who will tell the waiter the order is wrong, and the person in the relationship who does not eat the pickle. A wealth of very random, occasionally interesting, facts.
Bride
A woman of many names: Amonda, Almond, Almond-Joy, and other various foods. A person so genuinely kind sometimes you go "Almond, do you ever like just want to do something bad?" The answer is no. No she doesnt. Also kind of a goon.
Best Man
A friendship forged in the fire of rock, paper, scissors can never be broken. A man that cannot be lead down a tangent because he is already there. His life is a tangent. He is the tangent.
Maid of Honor
Amanda's little sister and forever best friend. Tried to make Amanda's 5th grade teacher look bad in a newspaper interview because the teacher was mean to Amanda. Also kind of a goblin.
Groomsman
John is a great guitarist and even better pal. Even if he would rather be playing Dark Souls. He is also pretty easy on the eyes ;-) PS: Katie, I'll still trade you Amanda for him. Just sayin.
Bridesmaid
Amanda and Meghan became friends thanks to the strange experience of being in Emotion, the Elizabethtown College dance club. They also lived together their senior year at Etown.
Groomsman
If you ask Matt what his hobbies are, he will answer "yes." From catching wasps with his bare hands to constructing bike ramps, Matt is always down for anything. He is really into F1 right now. He once worked on the sound for Halo. Yea I'm lost too.
Bridesmaid
Erin was one of Amanda's first friends at Elizabethtown College, thanks to riding the bus together to HOOT and many, many episodes of Supernatural.
Groomsman
Trevon is just a young black man trying to find his place in the world. A guy who loves sports so much when nothing was on ESPN he watched the little league world championship but has also read every manga ever written. Down to party with anyone. Just make sure you bring something to the table.
Bridesmaid
Amanda and Joe's Richmond friend and also the wife of the Best Man. Will babysit our future children as long as we buy her a bidet to hold them over.