Wedding Party
Chris Murphy
Groom
Christopher of house Murphy. First of his name. The groom. Perhaps the most perfect and classy and handsomest groom to exist. And I’m not speaking from bias here. (My mom told me that every day since I got engaged.) Chris is truly a master at sarcasm. And writing sarcastic bios. His beautiful bride may end up regretting the choice to let such a swell guy write all of these bios. Anyways enough 4th wall breaking. Point is. Chris is awesome. And he is the groom…. And he’s sarcastic. Also he likes to make music and play the piano. 😜
Robyn Scott
Bride
Ok I’ve honestly been pushing this one off for a while because I’m stumped on what to write. I told Robyn a long time ago that there are only 5 reasons why a man should get teary eyed and writing his bride’s bio is not one of them. So I’m going to start off by stating facts. Fact 1. Robyn is a bride. Fact 2. she will be wearing a white dress. Fact 3. She is marrying me. Just in case you haven’t figured that part out yet. Fact 4. She thinks Frodo throwing the one ring into mount doom is a ridiculous reason for a man to cry. And she might be right. Because she is the smartest person I know. Still I don’t make the rules as they are intrinsically etched into every man’s brain. For those of you who do not know Robyn, she is Indubitably the most caring, sweet, nurturing, intelligent, and beautiful woman in the world. She’s currently working on her MD/PHD (I told you intelligent) and she spends her free time giggling at everything I say. And I just can’t wait to marry her.
Tyler Harrison
Best Man
Tyler. James. Harrison. Tyler and Chris (the handsome groom) have been #sigma bros since before we were born. We even went so far as to create the greatest dance group of all time called “daddy’s darlings” whose performance at the high school talent show was Grammy worthy, and so beautiful it’s been said that it made angels cry. We are so close that we even sing love story by Taylor swift in the car. TMI? Maybe… Anyways. After high school Tyler asked me (the handsome groom) to move with him out to Dallas. Because he was alone and sad and I’m amazing. Without him, me (the handsome groom) and Robyn (the beautiful bride) would never have met. Tyler is an amazing O.R. nurse and in his free time he comforts cows in Hawaii. His selfless nature and kind heart truly makes him the bestest best man.
Clarice Morrow
Matron of Honor
Clarice will go down as perhaps the greatest Matron of Honor that has ever existed. There have been a lot of them but she will by far be the bestest. Without Clarice, Robyn (the beautiful bride) and me (the handsome groom) would never have come together. And as a result, this amazing 10/10 wedding website would never have existed. Truthfully, Clarice was the one who made us match online. (She knew class when she saw it). Clarice and Robyn (the beautiful bride) are so incredibly close they decided to move to Dallas together, and go on camping trips together, and raise cats together, and watch Columbo together. Side-note for those of you whom are not aware, there are a collective 99 hours and 52 minutes of that show. I don't know about you but that is a lot of Columbo. Waaaaaayyyy too much for my squirrel like attention span. But that is how much they love each other. Clarice is currently engaged and may or may not be married depending on when you read this. She is also a school teacher and the only person I know of who might be properly equipped to beat "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader".
Kevin Miramontes
Groomsman
Kevin. Groomsman. Stud. Gym rat. Best friend. Nothing else needs to be said. But this is a bio written by me (the handsome groom) so I’ll add that I first met Kevin in geometry. Whether he knew it or not I 100% cheated off of him. But what really got us to bond was our love for EDM. And he officially became my “rave bro”. A more ride or die companion you will never find. However, he does have a fear of singing love story with me (the handsome groom) and Tyler. Hopefully one day though 🥹. Kevin moved out to Texas to be with his to best friends. Me (the handsome groom) and Tyler. We did everything together. Except sing love story together on account of Kevin. Well tough tarts Kevin we will make you sing love story with us one day if it’s the last thing we do!!!! Anyways Kevin is the “swole boy” of the wedding party and is not afraid to show them lil muscles. (And ladies he’s catholic and single 😉)
Erika Ruhnke
Bridesmaid
Erika is a person and a close friend of Robyn (the beautiful bride). She was roommates with Robyn (the beautiful bride) and from what I hear they got into lots of tom foolery together. They were always mistaken as twins and Erika is the person to blame for Robyn’s running addiction. I know what you are thinking, "who is addicted to running?!" Well I'm thinking the same thing and I have come to the conclusion you should not ask these questions unless you want to get "power posed" by the bride. Fun fact: Erika was the Supreme Ruler of the Knights of the Peculiar Trapezoid Table. With Robyn being the Lady in Waiting (and Secret Advisor to the Supreme Ruler, which we are not supposed to know about. Sorry Robyn, the secrets out.) Other knights of the PTT include Kaitlin who was the Knight, Shilpa who was the Official Advisor, and Srishti who was the Heir. Erika graduated from Creighton and is by all accounts, super smart with majors in Psychology and Theology.
Tim Melgar
Groomsman
Tim, Timothy, the Tim-man, TIMberland, the TIMber bro Melgar. This beautiful man wears many hats. No really I’m pretty sure he has at least 60 of those flat newspaper boy hats from the early 1900s . Which I think is fitting because I think he’s from the early 1900s. (Jk I love you Timmy neutron) Tim is the third greatest DJ of all time. Right behind A-Trak and yours truly ;). I taught him everything he knows about DJing. I do not recommend you fact check that just take me at my word since I’m the groom here. No for real I owe Tim a great deal. He was a big mentor to me in my faith and so much in my early life. He has a wonderful family and is devoted entirely to them. Also check out his “ready set mood” sets on twitch every Friday night. Oh and if you want to hear a funny story ask him about the time we DJ’d a middle school dance together.
Jamaie Scott
Bridesmaid
Jamaie, AKA the older sister, AAKA the queen of funko. She even made a funko of me (the handsome groom) which is the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me. I have to say it is the spitting image of yours truly (the handsome groom) it’s got the hat and beard and everything! But I’m getting off topic. Robyn chose Jamaie as a bridesmaid because of the love that she always exhibits towards her family and her strength in never giving up and always accomplishing her goals (plus she looks better in a bridesmaid dress than her brother Scotty would). Jamaie cares deeply about both her younger sisters and makes a point to call Robyn every single day after work. (Mom I know you are reading this I’ll try my best to learn from Jamaie but with my squirrel brain I can’t make any promises) Jamaie is currently working as a civil engineer and getting a masters of civil engineering: sustainable water. What exactly does that mean? I’m not sure but I like water so it sounds pretty cool to me.