Wedding PartyWedding Party

JeanneJeanne

Bride

RobertoRoberto

Groom

EbonyEbony

Maid of Honor

THE personality. Life of the party. Will MOST definitely be drunk after she’s fed the bride.

MichaelMichael

Best Man

Published author of a very real and printed book- Semen Demons: A Big Boys Tale The bromance is alive and well between him and the groom

CrystalCrystal

Bridesmaid

Crystal aka The Adopted One. Small yet mighty with a bunch of bouncy hyperactive energy…if she’s awake. Otherwise she’s dead to the world

ChrisChris

Groomsman

A peacock. Voted most likely to wear crazy pants and won consecutively.

AmandaAmanda

Bridesmaid

Uh-man…DUH! Cute, sweet, quiet. She’s in charge of spilling wine on anyone other than the bride in white. Fair warning.

NickNick

Groomsman

WOOP WOOP. That’s the sound of da police!

RobynRobyn

Bridesmaid

Don’t let the picture fool you. She’s really sweet. But she will cuss your ass out if you upset the bride in any way. A true girls’ girl

MichaelMichael

Groomsman

Already locked in as the groom’s brother-in-law — no returns, no exchanges. Family by marriage, menace by choice. Professional instigator. Certified “I married into this chaos” survivor. Basically the groom’s built-in backup… whether he asked for one or not.

AzaleaAzalea

Bridesmaid

Always sweeping the bride off to travel the world, to the grooms dismay (he’s jealous). Professional iPhone photo taker

AdamAdam

Groomsman

Perpetually grumpy looking. Cursed the bride to stub her toes (she broke one from it); a hooker.