We are so sad to announce that we've decided to postpone the wedding. Ugh. No more to say about that.

We know inquiring minds want to know. First Conversation: June 25, 2017 - We met on Bumble, a dating app. His profile said, "I traveled most of the country in a lowered, pink and white Volkswagen bus. I broke my ankle jumping off the Grand Canyon. My car broke down 60 miles from the nearest paved road. It seems that Darwin keeps coming after me. But I am a resilient f*cker." Her profile showed pictures of her bed head with the caption, "Just think, one day you too could wake up to this." First Date: July 8, 2017 - We met at a small place in Sugarhouse. He was shy. She made jokes about psychopaths. We both laughed. A lot. First Kiss: July 16, 2017 - We met for breakfast at Penny Ann's Cafe. It was somewhat of a test. He wanted to see her before she left on a business trip. She said the only way that would happen is if he drove to Draper (from Sugarhouse) to meet her at 7:00 am on a Sunday. He did. He held her hands across the table. After breakfast, he walked her to the car, took a deep breath, and went in for the kiss. She liked it. And she liked him. Engagement: April 1, 2019 - She gave him permission to surprise her. They designed the ring together and on April 1st, in front of Multnomah Falls OR, he proposed. He was so nervous, he forgot that he wanted to say, "You willing to bet half your shit that this is gonna work out?" and instead said "uh, will you be my wife?" As you all know, she said, "Yes." We didn't dare put it on social media right then thinking no one would believe us since it was April Fool's Day. You can see his amazing artwork and her awesome bedhead on Insta @robertwardleart and @hintzehair. We are both super talented.