We beg you to gather around, And thusly we shortly expound, The tale of our meeting, While we are entreating, The reader to not make a sound. The tale of our meeting is dry, When prompted we share with a sigh, That our loneliness ends, When we met through dear friends, And end with a fake alibi. All the tales that we stated were played up, When the half truths are gathered and weighed up, With some careful review, We knew that you knew, That all else we mentioned was made up.