Maid of Honor
Also known as Miss Plum, the Bride's big sister is very excited for her special role. We only chose her for her special talent of remembering dates. We're hoping she can remind everyone when you forget our anniversary next year. Just kidding! Colie is also known to be a Disney Scene It? MVP, a High School Musical Sing It! rock-star, and a NSYNC groupie.
Best Man
Nobody drink the Captain & Coke at the open bar, it's all for Richie. The best man is truly one of a kind. We have politely asked him to trade in his video game t-shirts for a tux and leave the beer bong at home (maybe), he will however be bringing the party as he always does!
Bridesmaid
Tik Toker. Athlete. Covid Survivor. If you see Emily in the corner of the party doing robotic dances in front of her phone, don't be alarmed, just stay out of the camera's view or you might go viral. Like her sister, Em wasn't blessed with rhythm genes, but luckily for her basketball career, at least she was able to crack 5'1. She will be bringing her tik tok moves and antibodies to the dance floor.
Groomsman
Andrew and I met freshman year of college when he was a shy and awkward young man. Now he has grown into an even more awkward adult, just with a better haircut. Please stay away from him unless you enjoy conversations about working in steel mills or obscure roman history facts.
Bridesmaid
The resident PT of our group, the bride's cousin and college roomie Alexa will be on call tending to sprained ankles and pulled hamstrings following the cha cha slide. (Just a joke...we will not be playing the cha cha slide, sorry to disappoint). She accepts payment in bottles of Don and Big Gulp fountain diet cokes from 7-Eleven.
Groomsman
Chaz enjoys dressing up as Disney characters and prancing around the magic kingdom. By far the most personable of the groomsmen, DO NOT let your date get anywhere near him or you will risk losing her forever.
Bridesmaid
Chocolate brown is just about the only hair color that Liv hasn't tried yet. Our token Blonde is the Bride's soon to be sister in law. She tried to bring Harry Styles as her plus one but unfortunately he found out there would be a lack of Watermelon Sugar and declined the invitation.
Groomsman
Nicholas prefers to go by his street-name, "Sauce" so please address him as such. His favorite movie is Agent Cody Banks, he loves white castle burgers and enjoys spending time in NYC! The wedding is on a Friday, so if you need any football picks for the weekend, get them from this sharp.