Alicia... - Was born in the frozen Minnesota tundra and sanctified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, but somehow still hates the cold. - Daughter of Cathy Ma and Jerry Mazzara. - Would like it if you wore dancing shoes to her wedding. - Is not doing a Daria impression. - Likes: Pina coladas. Dislikes: Getting caught in the rain. Rob... - Was born in warm bosom of Pennsylvania's Wyoming Valley. He will gladly talk to you about Middleswarth BBQ chips at length. - Son of Robert Griffin and Paula Tomczak. - Has a PhD, but misspelled “Wednesday” until his senior year of high school. - Uses his beard to create the illusion of a jaw line. - Likes: Making love at midnight. Dislikes: Dunes of the cape. They... - Met thanks to that time-honored romantic combination of of graduate school and beer pong. - Have lived in the District of Columbia for a combined 22 years. Ask them about mumbo sauce, voting rights, and gentrification. - Are thrilled that you’ll be helping them celebrate the most sacred of covenants: combining their student loan debt.