Maid of Honor
Michaela and I's third wheel. Likes her eggs "easy side up" and that's all you need to know.
Bridesmaid
My BFF since birth, until we had to share a room. Now sharing a ridiculous love for cats and wine.
Bridesmaid
Soon-to-be sister that I actually got to choose.
Bridesmaid
Who would have thought that all of those webkinz pyramids we made would lead us here.
Bridesmaid
Voted #1 roommate to coach me through college by use of spongebob references.
Bridesmaid
My favorite "I don't want to be here either" partner.
Best Man
Voted most likely to say "That's not going anywhere" after strapping down the bed of his truck
Groomsman
Once lost a fight to a crawfish who mistook him for Joe Exotic, which resulted in the loss of his mullet and mustache
Groomsman
Would definitely win in a 1v1 against anyone in Fortnite. Believe me, I've tried.
Groomsman
Doesn't know the difference between 400 and 800 thread count sheets, and at this point is too afraid to ask.
Groomsman
When asked what his favorite things in life were, he responded "Dark Samus in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Rocketships".
Groomsman
Says his spirit animal is Kevin when he spills his chilli in The Office.
Flower Girl
Will definitely steal your ketchup.
Flower Girl
Wants you to know that Olaf didn't really go away, he just needed a nap.
Flower Girl
Hardest decision she ever had to make was between a flower or unicorn cookie.
Flower Girl
If she gives you a squinty smile, you have been blessed by God
Ring Bearer
Leading this crew of little men with style, swag, and killer lego creations.
Ring Bearer
Do not challenge his understanding of marvel. You are just looking for a loss there.
Ring Bearer
Coined my nickname "Amerika" and no one else is allowed to use it.