FAQs

Question

Can I bring my emotional support animal to the ceremony?

Answer

If your emotional support animal has been pre-approved by the bride, then they will be allowed to attend the ceremony contingent on no barking during the "Objections" part of the ceremony.

Question

I'm lost at the after after party. Who should I call?

Answer

Do not pass go. Do not call anyone and go straight to bed.

Question

If I get overheated on the dance floor can I take my shirt off?

Answer

A couple of men over 50 have asked this question. At this time, we are not allowing articles of clothing to come off on the dance floor. Subject to change...

Question

Does the band take requests; if not, do they allow vocal renditions?

Answer

The band will allow strictly 80's Joel requests. Any renditions must get 2/3rd majority on the dance floor. No filibusters.

Question

Is Time Magazine considering this "The Wedding of the Year"

Answer

Time Magazine was not anticipating a Kansas wedding for WOTY, but after an overwhelming amount of online Facebook comments they have not been able to rule it out.