Bridesmaid
Her energy was used for the first atomic bomb. She still has plenty left over.
Maid of Honor
She is not nearly as cool as her older sister.
Bridesmaid
Is 100% going to tell you about what she did last night.
Bridesmaid
Don't trust her with your car keys...or your wallet...or your car for that matter.
Groomsman
Knows the words to every Disney song.
Groomsman
Smallest legs I've ever seen. Apparently he kicks hard though.
Groomsman
King of the dad jokes and telling you facts you didn't need to know.
Groomsman
A short man with a short fuse. Don't be tempted by his shiny head...he's aggressive.
Groomsman
Is often referred to as "Thick Wick" due to his formidable size and insane shooting skills. Don't talk to him about politics...
Best Man
He's not nearly as cool as his older brother.
Bridesmaid
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