Bride
The one in white💕
Groom
The hot guy in a suite
Matron of Honor
Carried me out to the waiting room after I was born. Delivers ice cream and donates her wages to charity. Friends fanatic.
Maid of Honor
Will fight anyone who does me wrong. We have matching tattoos. Don’t let her hear Knuck if You Buck, while consuming alcohol.
Bridesmaid
Short and sweet, but can be scrappy. I attended all 3 of her kids baby showers. Always been in my corner.
Bridesmaid
Northerner, with an accent; but still a fun time. Not afraid of a party. Will wake up with scrapes and bruises and not remember where they came from.
Bridesmaid
Has never been afraid to tackle the amount of hair I have. Has been upgraded from my hairdresser, to my bonus sister. Best decision our parents ever made.
Bridesmaid
Super hilarious. Always gonna make you laugh in a serious situation. When the world is on fire, she still will crack a joke.
Bridesmaid
Carbon copy of myself. Not afraid to hurt your feelings.
Junior Bridesmaid
Youngest niece. Loves to dress like a princess. Will be the President of the United States one day.
Junior Bridesmaid
First born niece. Spitting image of her mother. Loves to to talk on the phone.
Flower Girl
Youngest sibling. Cutest flower girl ever. Personality matches her cuteness.
Ring Bearer
Paw paw’s baby. Does what he wants. Ignores me when I talk to him. Sj’s best friend.
Best Man
Scooter’s best friend since they were teenagers. Has already filled this role in Scooter’s first wedding. Hopefully, this will be the last time.
Groomsman
Scooter’s right hand man. Fed him after Hurricane Ida, when he hadn’t had a hot meal in days. Best uncle to the boys.
Groomsman
UK fan, but we still love him. Surprisingly, looks decent with a mustache. Doesn’t come visit us, nearly enough.
Groomsman
Oldest out of 6 kids. Hard worker. Hopefully able to be a part of our special day.
Groomsman
Great cook. Can ride a motorcycle. Has a bad ass aquarium.
Groomsman
My oldest. Super smart. Smiles like Chandler, from Friends, for pictures.
Junior groomsman
3rd born. Hell raiser, but can be sweet. Dare Devil.
Junior Groomsman
Last baby. Never does anything wrong. Has mom wrapped.
Officiant
Super strong. Not legally ordained. But may as well be.
Mother of the Bride
Cried when she couldn’t come to the JP, when we signed our marriage license. Walking me down the aisle.
Wedding Planner
Fiery red hair. Can be scary. Will keep everyone in line and on track. Knows what she’s doing, and knows what I want, so make sure you follow her direction.