University of San Diego. Just another party. Loud music, crowded rooms, and… wait… did that guy just eat a goldfish? What is happening right now? I should probably leave. And then I heard it. “Hey, I really like your shoes.” Her. Time slowed down. The background noise faded. Was she actually talking to me? No way. Stay cool. Say something normal. Anything normal. Somehow, that one conversation turned into hours. Hours turned into days. Days turned into years. And ever since that night, we’ve been inseparable. Funny how your whole life can change because of a pair of shoes… and one guy with a goldfish.