Bride
Curly haired cutie that likes her coffee. Not much of a swimmer.
Groom
Handsome devil who makes great coffee. You know when he is in the room.
Maid of Honor
Has known Dana *literally* her whole life.
Best Man
One of the reasons we are here today. Descendant of Dana, but not that one.
Bridesmaid
Forced Dana into friendship at 3 years of age. Told Dana Logan loved Dana before Logan told Dana Logan loved Dana.
Groomsman
Has known Logan *literally* his whole life.
Bridesmaid
Jenny didn't like Logan at first, because he took all of Dana's time. Puts the AYY in Rosé.
Groomsman
A mutual friend of the to-be-weds that likes to party almost as much as they do.
Officiant
Likes wine and three legged cats. Don't take her camping.
Dog of Honor
The best darn thing to happen during the 'Rona. She's not invited.
Cat of Honor
The real reason we got in to this whole mess. He was invited, but didn't want to come.
Cat of Honor
Teddy was Sam's, now he's our problem. We tried to invite him, but he pretended like he couldn't hear us.