Bride
Obsessed with Cole
Maid of Honor
Knows everything about Harry Styles except his social security number
Bridesmaid
Loves to go to the bar but hates the taste of alcohol?
Bridesmaid
Is the same height as Danny DeVito
Bridesmaid
Calls breast feeding “serving a boobtini”
Groom
Obsessed with Rhianna
Best Man
You probably owe him money
Groomsman
Has the taste buds of a newborn
Groomsman
His government name is Nathaniel but his real name is Pappy.
Groomsman
Sometimes wakes up from a dead sleep to finish eating his chips
Groomsman
Only has one thing on his mind: the song Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood and the Destroyers.
Groomsman
Collects deer (pee).
Mother of the Bride
Diagnosed Dr. Pepper addict
Father of the Bride
Master baiter #fishingislife
Mother of the Groom
Avid Coca Cola trinket collector
Father of the Groom
Making fun of Rhianna and Shanika is his favorite pastime