Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride, whose favorite Kool-Aid flavor would surprise you.
Best Man
Best friend of groom, makes a mean white bean chili.
Matron of Honor
Hometown homie, pain in the ass BFF, whose luckiest socks are a pair of lefties.
Groomsman
Gaming goober, still out hunting for that Shiny Mewtwo.
Bridesmaid
"Reluctant" bestie, via a 5-step program can finally believe it is, indeed, not butter.
Groomsman
"Adopted" brother who is always there, even to spread the flu.
Bridesmaid
First local bestie, has a life-sized diagram to prove Rose could have made room for Jack.
Groomsman
Bestie of groom, no longer needs arm floaties to take a dip in his pool.