Maid of Honor
Regina’s biggest ambition in life is to eat the biggest pizza in the world. You can find Regina waiting in line for the 7 Dwarves Mine Train.
Best Man
I’m the Best Man. Any questions?
Bridesmaid
Cousin to the Bride, Katie is famous for being in Cardi B’s WAP video. And yes...she does take requests.
Groomsman
I’m the Best Man runner up. I blame the electoral college. Please address any questions to Tom.
Bridesmaid
Do you even Peloton?
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
She’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom. Renee may be a mother of 10, but that doesn't mean she can't & won't put down multiple shots of Patron.
Groomsman
Known as Flo, I am a professional overthinker & Russell Wilson look-alike. Can be famously seen on TV with Brendan timing 3-cone drills at the Combine.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Hi I’m Brian and I don’t like cashews. The feeling, the taste, the look; they’re so proud. I prefer a more rugged mixed nut. I peaked pretty early. The exact date was 8/4/2009. This wedding is the only thing that I’ve looked forward to since then.
Bridesmaid
I run the show.
Groomsman
Hi I'm Buddy, and I first met Brendan at the 2018 NFL combine where I recorded the lowest ever score on the Wunderlicht
Officiant
I may be the younger brother, but I think I would win in a fight.