Maid of Honor
Sarah has always been the sister I never had! Distance and time never changed us and what we are for one another. She is the most stubborn person I've ever met, and we never see eye to eye, but she shows up time and time again and deals with my all my bullshit. From choreographing dances for our family, planning all day how to ask our parents for sleep overs, being the worst influence possible to her while she threatened to expose me; only for her to cover for me every, single, time. She joined dance classes just to hangout with me, and complained the entire year that she actually had to do something, we are the worst board game partners and have never won a single round of anything, but we refuse to choose anyone else, we are as thick as thieves and there is not a soul I would rather have beside me than her. I love you Sah
Bridesmaid
Victoria and I go back to my dancing days, tapping away thursday nights. However recently she has become my absolute grounding force and has been someone who challenges me and pushes me so far out of my comfort zone that I need a map to find my way back. She's someone I can be real with, and someone I know I can always rely on to feed me her scrap food if I was ever hungry.
Bridesmaid
We bonded quickly over the crushing weight and trauma of the same job and haven't looked back since. Even though she lives in another country, when she comes home we are inseparable until she leaves again. Sleep overs, bonfires and car shows, and even though I have to pull her dead weight down the entire canal each time, she never fails to show up for me, even though she hates me.
Bridesmaid
While this relationship is still blossoming, Andy has been nothing short of welcoming while trying to break me out of my shy shell. Whether it involves sawing my nails off, dragging me to line dancing or cutting meters off of my hair, she knows how to build my trust. Even though we have had wardrobe malfunctions and have been crying in separate rooms, she still finds a way to pull it together and come do my hair, and I have to love this girl for trying.
Best Man
He sits down to pee
Groomsman
He also sits down to pee
Groomsman
He shits in the hallways