Groom
Handsome computer boy
Bride
Future "Dr. Dum"
Best Man
He is my brother soooo
Matron of Honor
Don't get her started on her favorite saints
Groomsman
Absolutely dope guy
Bridesmaid
Currently getting her PhD in Zoo Tycoon studies
Groomswoman
She likes horses
Bridesman
Tall, dark, and sleepy
Groomsman
The man, the myth, the legend
Bridesmaid
Is known for having several garden-sized Mary statues in the home
Groomsman
Always makes playing the switch painful
Bridesmaid
Ask her about her many boats
Groomsman
Pass the boof
Bridesman
Thank you for all the Animal Crossing and Burn Notice
Father of the Groom
Father of the Bride
World's okayest neurologist
Mother of the Groom
Mother of the Bride
The brains behind the operation
Flower Girl
Ring Bearer
Cutest man you'll ever meet
Ring Bearer
Future president
Flower Girl
Has a better vocabulary than me or any other adult I know, by far.
Flower Girl
Famous for dressing as Mr. Peanut for Halloween at age 2