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Wedding Party
Maddie Radermacher
Flower Girl
A pint-sized tornado with pigtails, staggering through life like she owns the place—which, let’s be honest, she kind of does. She’s fluent in her own language, a mix of babble, and dramatic pointing. Determination of a CEO and the coordination of a baby giraffe, she’s out to conquer the world—one cracker at a time. Daughter of Jake & Ashley.
Tatum Radermacher
Best Man
Hockey obsessed? More like hockey possessed. He chirps like a rookie who just discovered trash talk, rocks a mullet that screams “Stanley Cup dreams,” and says “slay” so often you’d think he invented it. Can’t catch a fish to save his life, but keeps casting like he’s filming his own outdoor reality show. He’s 12 going on accountant—doing math like he’s calculating closing costs on a mortgage. Plans weekends like he’s got a driver’s license. Son of Jake and Ashley.
Rachel West
Bridesmaid
Outdoorsy - not in a “lets go glamping” way, but in a “disappears into the woods like a mythical creature” way. Loves to solo travel because, frankly, other people slow her down. Loves every color of the rainbow like she’s collecting flags for a personality parade. Technically a sports fan, but only because her job as an athletic trainer forces her to attend more games than a mascot. Wears a flannel with the effortless swag of a lumberjack cover model. Mention her dog, Annie, once and you’ve unlocked an unsolicited slideshow. Sister of Ashley.
Ryan Delaney
Groomsman
Will only drink Anheuser-Busch products—not because he’s picky, but because he literally owns a distributing company. So when he cracks open a Busch Light, he’s not just having a beer—he’s living the brand. Loves a good Grape Ape shot like it’s part of his wellness routine and orders it with the swagger of someone who’s never been embarrassed a day in his life. Big Las Vegas Knights fan—flashy, competitive, and fully committed to the bit. Loud in the best way—when he’s around, you’ll know. He likes to have a good time, and when he walks into a room, the energy goes up… and the volume definitely follows. But beneath all the bold takes and dry jokes is a rock-solid friend—the kind of guy who’d move mountains for you, or at the very least, send Jake overseas without asking questions. The man’s a vibe, a volume setting, and a loyalty program all in one. Friend of Jake
Chelsie Griego
Bridesmaid
Believer in harmonic balance, holistic healing, and the power of a good vibe cleanse - preferably under a full moon with a matcha in hand. Gives off major Libra energy because, well… she is one. Equal parts hype girl and walking serotonin boost, she’s the one cheering the loudest (silently), and making friends with people in line for the bathroom. Attends more concerts than the artists themselves - honestly they should put her on the payroll. Target is her happy place & Starbucks is her blood type. Say the word puff corn and she’ll laugh like you just triggered a core memory. Enjoys traveling and can somehow make an airport terminal look like a curated instagram reel. Friend of Ashley.
Nick Bloom
Groomsman
He will out-bullshit you in broad daylight with full confidence and zero factual backup—and somehow you’ll still believe him. Not great at golf, but he swings like he’s auditioning for the PGA and celebrates like he made the cut. Has enough kids to form a rec league team, and yes, he definitely outkicked his coverage—he married up so far he needs binoculars just to wave. Claims to be a professional gambler, which mostly means chasing parlays, and explaining how it almost hit. Die-hard Lobos fan, which is a personality trait, a coping mechanism, and a red flag all rolled into one. He’s the guy who’ll bet you $20 on whether the chips are gone, lose, double down, and somehow end up ahead. Get him to belly laugh and it’s borderline magical - the kind of laugh that makes people from across the room turn and go, “I need to know whatever that guy just heard” or in Nick’s case, said. Cousin of Jake.
Brianne Saunders
Bridesmaid
She might not technically be psychic, but she can probably tell you your future - and it includes beating you at Mario Kart. Capricorn to her core: driven, determined, and stubborn like a decorative boulder. Her laugh? Contagious. Like, “entire room losing it and no one remembers the joke” level contagious. Can’t walk in flip flops to save her life but refuses to accept defeat - expect at least one heroic toe-stumble per outing. Writes and reads fiction like she’s living in a novel with main character energy. The kind of person who literally would give you the shirt off her back - probably while offering snacks and life advice. Drives a Toyota Tacoma with confidence and probably over a curb. Friend of Ashley.
Tom Greene
Groomsman
Always down for a good time, he’s one of the most left-field Larrys you’ll ever meet—basically a walking plot twist wrapped in a hoodie. Obsessed with hockey like it’s a second religion, and loves a good screwdriver (the drink, not the tool). Armed with a contagious personality that turns every room into a borderline music video. Silly by nature, unpredictable by hobby, and always one impulse decision away from becoming a viral TikTok. Trades hockey cards with Tatum like it’s insider stock. A certified music snob in the best way—if he’s not DJing your party, he’s in the corner silently judging your shuffle choices and plotting a musical coup. Probably doesn’t even realize he’s a Gemini, but the “spontaneous charm mixed with mild chaos” package gives it away in the first five minutes. Lives for good laughs, better stories, and sketchy decisions that somehow always work out. A menace in the best way. Certified vibe curator. Friend of Jake.
Tai Larson
Officiant
Probably one of the kindest, most genuine, and soulful people you’ll ever meet—the kind of guy who makes everyone around him feel like they matter. He’s the friend who checks in, listens without interrupting, and somehow always knows just what to say (or what podcast episode to recommend). His love for hockey runs deep—not just the game, but everything about it: the strategy, the community, the chaos of overtime. He doesn’t just watch, he feels it. And yes, he’ll absolutely quote last night’s game and this morning’s hockey podcast in the same sentence—and make you care, even if you didn’t before. He’d trade cards with Tatum and Tom not for the value, but for the connection—because that’s who he is. He shows up. He’s present. And he turns the small moments into the ones that stick. Friend of Jake.