Bride
I'm in it for the beard
Groom
She's in it for the beard
Matron of Honor
My beautiful tropical fish
Best Man
The mullet maybe gone, but the memories will never fade
Maid of Honor
"Is my backpack closed?"
Best Man
My mom says I'm handsome
Bridesmaid
The Leslie to my Ben
Groomsman
Glad I finally got a growth spurt
Bridesmaid
They call me “Smash”
Groomsman
Hello my name is JP Morgan and I work for Joe
Bridesmaid
"Sharonnnnn"
Groomsman
They call me the bald eagle