Wedding Party

Rachel McInnes

Bride

Gregory Ge Newman

Groom

Marijah Coughran

Maid of Honor

The one who would help hide the body.

Daniel Rumsey

Best Man

since days of underoos

Amy Shehan

Bridesmaid

College bestie. Knows way too much.

Gary Newman

Groomsman

Still mad about the turtles.

Rebecca Arcos

Bridesmaid

Also knows too much.

Ian Hartley

Groomsman

The wedding coordinator, also really skilled with an ax. Basically, the reason this is all going so smoothly.

Krizzel Del Rosario

Bridesmaid

Future sister-in-law

Preston Lesley

Groomsman

Childhood friend of the groom

Stefanie Clark

Bridesmaid

The one with the most positive energy.

Marshal Crahen

Groomsman

The ride or die

William Douglas

Ring Bearer

Self proclaimed SOB.

Gabriel Alexander

Ring Bearer

The baby

Jeane Shurtliff

Mother of the Bride

Standing in the gap for years and the ultimate moral support and mentor.

Mary Newman

Mother of the Groom

Probably glad Ge is someone else's to worry about now!

Greg Newman

Father of the Groom

The OG.

Rob Dodson

Officiant

The reason Ge isn't in trouble with the CIA. Definitely knows too much.