“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

....a long time ago a pestilence spread across the land...COVID. The sandy hills of Florida called the monk and the witch back to their land. Both desired a companion, but how could they pursue courtship throughout the plague? The only way to meet new people, a virtual courtship platform called Bumble. And so the witch and the monk began to send each other missives. Finally they met, and after 7 hours of cultivating familiarity, they decided to meet again....again.....and again. The monk would become known as the "cat father" to Lady Guinevere and Sir Nubselot of the Black Cat Clan. A trajectory thus established has remained unchanged to the present.