Mother of the Bride
I mean she my mom. Can I even describe the person she is with so few characters as 1500.
Father of the Bride
My father, someone whose childhood rivals my own. Must be genetic.
Maid of Honor
My sister and my very first friend
Bridesmaid
My oldest and dearest friend, I'm proud to call her my best friend.
Bridesmaid
My cousin. Like they say your cousins really are some of your first best friends.
Flower Child
AARON!!!
Ring Bearer
Ummm, like a blue ring octopus, pretty but no touchy.
Mother of the Groom
My Mom. Whose unhealthy obsession with British and 1980's pop lend to my name being London.
Father of the Groom
My dad. Can tell you where every Toy's R' Us in the state used to be.
Best Man
My cousin. If he figure out a way to play the tuba on the moon he would.
Groomsman
My cousin. A very easy going and versatile person. Also if you need Levi stadium parking he's your man.
Groomsman
My cousin. There isn't anything I could yell you without him gossiping about it first.
Officiant
Like a 2nd/3rd father. I can never hear the song "Whip it" without seeing Mark and James dancing along with a dog leash. Lord help us