Groom
Has seen Die Hard more times than Bruce Willis.
Bride
Thinks this is as close as she can get to Bruce Willis.
Groomsman
Planned to steal the Declaration of Independence before Nic Cage made it cool.
Groomswoman
Coming Soon: The Amazing Krysti Biscuits! Watch as she gracefully glides down the aisle while reciting the various uses for bath bombs!
Bridesman
Don't ask what's under his hat.
Groomsman
Wants to pet your dog.
Groomsman
Don't ask about his height, he's still growing.
Bridesman
Total teddy bear.
Bridesman
Loves My Little Pony.
Bridesmaid
Tolerates her brother's love of My Little Pony.
Maid of Honor
Available to help plan your next wedding.
Best Woman
Not short, "Fun Size".
Father of the Bride
Coined the term "yes dear".
Ring Bearer
Not an actual Bear.
Flower Girl
She runs this show and will be happy to let you know it.
Officiant
Don't get him started.