Wedding Party
Diana Calvo
Maid of Honor
As the Maven of Quinlan Mayhem, Diana has known Molly for longer than Molly has been alive. (Don’t ask—she’s just powerful that way). Despite making men cower in terrified awe, Diana is, at her heart, a good witch. Diana has always been there for Molly in style. From picking Molly up from school in a big coat and even bigger sunglasses, to being a home away from home even across the international date line (We love you Fiji!), Diana always knows how to have a good time. She can’t wait to welcome Spencer to the Quinlan cult. Just give her a glass of wine, a charcuterie board, and a Dolly Parton song, and she’ll bring the party to you!
Katie Pero
Bridesmaid
Katie is a nurse who loves her patients dearly, even when some of them are her sisters, texting her at 2AM with questions about a weird rash. From medical emergencies to party emergencies she’s always there to save the Quinlan girls’ butts. Katie is so psyched to welcome “Uncle Spencer” to the family. It might be with tequila shots, who knows. If you’re looking for Katie dancing on the bar with Diana. Or in her happy place, in an RV with her love, Liam. (Which is weird, because she didn’t even bring the RV to California!).
Liz Quinlan
Bridesmaid
Liz has known Molly for over 29 years, and has liked her for almost all of that time. Her role in this wedding is being the cool older sister that lives abroad, and who is always ready with sarcastic commentary, an extra hair elastic, and ibuprofen as-needed.
Jessica Price
Bridesmaid
Jessica's earliest memory of Molly is at her 4th birthday at Build-A-Bear. Picture it: Fluff flying, kids screaming, and Molly sporting an iconic '90s bowl cut. Fast forward 25 years and Jess and Molly have a friendship forged in the fires of Mount Doom. (Or Millis High School. Honestly, same thing). If you're looking for a friendly face to toast with at the wedding, Jess will talk your ear off about her love of horses, Dungeons and Dragons, knitting, and cryptids. If you ask nicely, she may even serenade you! (Be careful; she's been known to lure sailors to their deaths with that sweet, sweet soprano.)
Guthrie Morgan
Bridesmaid
Molly and Guthrie met in study hall, where every day Molly would beat Guthrie up and take her headphones and lunch money. If someone could tell the teacher she'd really appreciate it. Although she cowers in fear of her, Guthrie couldn't be happier that Molly found someone so perfect for her in Spencer. She treasures the memories they've all made together, like the time they broke into the aquarium and stole a shark.
Deesha Patel
Bridesmaid
Molly and Deesha met in the vast expanse of time. She’s been quoting The Sopranos to Deesha ever since then. If anyone knows how to stop her, contact Deesha asap. Every third Sunday, Molly and Deesha meet to track the latest cryptid. They’ve made phenomenal progress in this endeavor, which we can only credit to their punctuality (and the snacks). Flirting with Slenderman aside, Deesha love plants, dancing, and boardgames.
Yisak Lee
Best Man
I go by Isaac nowadays, but Spencer knows me as Yisak. I met Spunky at Peabody Conservatory in 2009. We were studio mates during our undergraduate years and had way too much fun, and drank way too much beer. Spencer, nobly stayed loyal to the cause and finished the mission that our mentor/abuser, JayGrayFour, entrusted him with, to become a Musical Doctor. I, on the other hand, aborted the mission and opted for the easy way out by going to law school.
Aaron Haas
Groomsman
Aaron can sing, he can dance, he can ride a unicycle, earn a doctorate in classical guitar, and now, finally, he can even make a Starbucks Frappuccino! A recent escapee of Los Angeles, his friendship with Spencer has been a ray of sunshine in a sea of snootiness and smoggy traffic. The two met during their auditions for the doctoral program at USC, performed as a duo on a number of occasions, frequently sat together in meditation, and were even in a feature length film. But the bond that would crystalize their friendship forever was an unhealthy attraction to the humor of Emo Philips. Who is Emo Philips? Oh, just some guy who discovered his wife in bed with another man. He was crushed….he said, “Get off me, you two!”
Josh Moore
Groomsman
I met Spencer when we unknowingly moved into houses across the street from each other. (Like literally directly across the street, crazy odds in a city as big as LA) We were both guitar students at USC and from there our friendship blossomed. We bonded over similar curmudgeonly opinions towards the guitar world, and the world in general. We then formed the "Nutwood Orangethorpe" guitar duo, and the rest was history... 10 years later I'm not sure if either one of us has really gotten any better at guitar, but just meeting Spencer and having him as a lifelong friend was worth the life altering amount of student loan debt. Spencer and Molly started dating while I was living in San Francisco, and I met my girlfriend Emily while I was living there as well. (I guess we had to be living in different places to meet our partners as our masculine guitar energy when we were together was just too much for the ladies) Once myself and Emily moved back to LA from San Francisco, the four of us (Spencer, Molly, Myself, and Emily) became a great friend unit. We got extremely wild on a regular basis playing board games and waiting 30 minutes at a time for Spencer to make his moves. I can't wait for this wedding and for these guys to get married, congratulations, and I am so happy for you guys. (Move to Flagstaff...)
Cameron O'Connor
Groomsman
Cameron is Spencer's friend of a decade. While the early days of their relationship involved commiserating on the state of the world as seen through the desperate eyes of grad students, it has since blossomed into one in which communication mainly comes in the form of forwarded toilet humor videos. This enduring bond was forged in a camping trip during an historic drought, in which the two narrowly escaped certain death-by-fire in the Sierra Nevadas [citation lacking]. Of all Spencer's fine traits, perhaps the one most treasured by Cameron is his likeness to X-Files actor David Duchovny.