FAQs

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Will Emily be wearing glasses or contacts?

Answer

You will have to attend to find out.

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Will Sam stop breathing when he sees the bride?

Answer

Quite possibly.

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Will this momentous event change the square root of pi?

Answer

If you know the square root of pi, no, if not, yes.

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Will Sam and Emily kiss every time a guest clinks a glass?

Answer

That's cute you think we could afford glass.

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Will Emily take Sam's last name?

Answer

Yes, unless you think Partinez or Mynes sounds better.