Chapter 5: The Wedding Merger

Southern California is a very complicated place for introverts because, you know, plastic people. We each took a chance on a dating app called Hinge. It started with Kate liking a snarky post Devon made likening pet hair to glitter. Devon then creeped Kate's profile and saw a picture of her running in a Marine Corps skivvy shirt and messaged her, "Hey, Motto!" That one message led to pages of texts and a first date that lasted 5 hours and got us kicked out of the coffee shop because it was closing. Since then, our circumstances, along with the world's situation, have rivaled Jumanji with their unpredictability. But, being quarantined together only affirmed our match. We speak the same weird and are now a positive dating app statistic. Because of course we are...