Bride
Ohs and aws are the most welcome!!
Groom
Hell yeah's and MURICA's preferred for the groom.
Mother of the Bride
The Bride's Creator AKA LT. Dan
Mother of the Groom
The Groom's Creator and Best Mother anyone could possibly hope for!
Maid of Honor
The Bride's Creation AKA The Enforcer of Dress Code She'll be looking for that person who shows up in white to a wedding!
Best Man
Eldest friend of the Groom AKA the O.G. From Sklating to Contracting, We've been there and done that ya dig?
Bridesmaid
OG Best Friend!! My Undercover Canadian Lover
Groomsman
AKA The Skipper Which came first? The Boat or the Captain?
Bridesmaid
Horses and Beer!
Groomsman
AKA Father Time Someone get this man a watch!
Bridesmaid
Best Sister-in-Law
Groomsman
AKA Ole Arney Mustering my best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, "LAAAALLLL!"
Bridesmaid
Creation of the Bride AKA Color Guard #1 Not a band nerd
Groomsman
AKA The Bidness Man Will take your money but typically has Cigars at least.
Flower Girl
Creation of the Bride Looking forward to throwing flowers at you!!
Ring Bearer
Creation of the Bride AKA The Ring Bear Dresses are yucky
Wedding Lord Corporal
Flame Throwers and Freedom Eagles BROTHERRRRR
The BESTEST BOY!!!
Doesn't want much, just snacks and butt scratches
Flower Dude
Cutest little nephew
Father of the Bride
Best Dad