
"I spent more time on this costume than at the actual date party"

"Hey, Preston, wanna sweep me off my feet?" *proceeds to lean full bodyweight on Madison*

Preston: "Did you know this is the first and only wedding I've been to?!" *Does not believe it until Preston asks 1 million questions*

Preston: "Did someone just throw up in a backpack?" Madison: "Welcome to Maggies formal, Presti-boy!"

Madison: "Is it time for me to leave if I feel like I'm more of a chaperone at this formal..." *says the 5th year grad student*

*Stephen Young, waving to his fans in the background*

Madison: Thrilled human being who doesn't have to ask when she's getting her ring anymore.
Preston: I did that.

Madison: "I think my hair is frozen"

Madison: "I repeat, I'm not a bootchaser"

Preston at every wedding: "I like this wedding. We could do this"
Madison: "Ok, let's combine every wedding we've ever been to. That will for sure make sense."

Madison: "Not the affection I was going for, but I'll take it."

*An Aggie tradition that only Aggies understand but think that everyone should understand*

Preston's version of affection.

2nd Maggies semi formal! Or is it the 3rd? 4th? We lost count?

For a while, this was Preston's only "going out" shirt. #Corpsboyproblems

A normal picture at last.

Madison: "You're coming to Maggies barge. It's your initiation as a real Maggies boy."

Finally, a dressed up photo of something other than Maggies formal.