Rachel & David
Wedding Party
Maddee Bonniot
Maid of Honor
Rachel's sister from another mister! Although Rachel and Maddee were separated in middle school and high school (and seemingly at birth), that didn't stop them from being inseparable ever since! Maddee took off the Friday before Rachel's bat-mitzvah to help her "get ready," and has already set up her out of office message to help with her big day. When Maddee isn't busy at work producing the new Apple launch, she can be found hanging out with her frenchie, Pablo, or watching Love Island!
Jeffrey "Ar-bear" Needleman
Best Man
David's best man at his wedding, and his best man in life! Over the years, David and Jeff have been everything from chess teammates, to football lineman, to college roommates - but most importantly, best friends and brothers! When they're not busy giggling, you can find Jeff and David napping together, ordering La Piazza, or playing with the family Goldendoodle, Mookie Wilson! If you're looking for someone to discuss sci-fi or Korean horror movies with - Jeff is your guy!
Veronica Itzhaki
Bridesmaid
What would Rachel do without Veronica! Since meeting on the ninth grade retreat, as the two "new kids," they have never left each other's sides. Veronica knows everything about everything, and is Rachel's first phone call when she's in a pickle or needs to know what type of water goes in a humidifier. (The answer is distilled - thanks, V!) Veronica loves to travel, draw, ballroom dance, (and she makes an amazing Aperol spritz!)
Jake "Steakob" Pressman
Groomsman
Rumor has it that David is just marrying Rachel to become siblings with Jake. David and Jake bonded over stocks and making fun of Rachel, and now David considers Jake to be his California brother and best friend. Of course Jake is Rachel's favorite brother - that may not sound like much, but he would still be her favorite even if she had 100 more brothers! When Jake is not texting David, he can be found dining at LA's trendiest restaurants, which is why he is affectionately referred to as the "biggest and most precious food slut in all of America."
Joanna Gould
Bridesmaid
Joanna is Rachel's wedding planning partner in crime! Another high school bestie, Joanna and Rachel got engaged back to back! Since then, Rachel and Joanna have sent each other a mere 500 texts a day, containing floral arrangements, wedding make up looks, and bridesmaid dress options. If you're looking for Joanna at the wedding, you'll find her rocking out to Taylor Swift on the dance floor or showing off pictures of her adorable Aussie, Brady!
Perry "The Unit" Barnett
Groomsman
What a snack cabinet! David and Perry became best friends in Jericho High School's AP Psych class and never looked back. Since then, they've gone from playing manhunt in Perry's backyard (with a pocket full of Oreos), to being the best college roommates four years running. In Perry, David found a best friend (and a bodyguard he never knew he needed!) If you're looking for Perry Barnett, you know where you can find him - on Kirby Lane (the password is "starwars.")
Lauren Deitch
Bridesmaid
Lauren and Rachel's second grade teacher promised she would pay them each 10 cents every time she mixed them up. When they were 11, they swore that they would write for SNL together one day. Although they only made about $3.00 and never became SNL featured players, Lauren and Rachel still love to write together (and still confuse strangers from time to time.) When Lauren's not in meetings at Netflix (no, she can't read your screenplay) you can find her playing with her dog nephew Alfie, hanging out in Big Bear, or taking selfies with seals in the Galapagos.
Matthew "Grape" Raphan
Groomsman
Matt is David's berry best friend. He never wines, never gets jelly, and is never sour. You may hear through the grapevine that David and Matt are a great bunch, although they both also pair well with a specific Cheese (see below.) They have a fruitful friendship that is a perfect blend of sports, Fortnite, and currant events. If there was a book written about their friendship, it would be a best cellar. When Matt isn't busy using his soda stream, he can be found wedding planning and raisin his cat, Coda.
Shara Bromberg
Bridesmaid
Shara and Rachel started off as the girlfriends of the boys, and quickly hit it off! Since then, they've celebrated birthdays, New Years, Halloweens, engagements, and puppy children (hi Oscar!) together. Shara is always there for Rachel, whether she needs a second opinion, an adorable video of a weenie dog, or just someone to chat with! If you ever need a list of the best New York City sushi spots, Shara is your girl!
Brian "Berti" Alberti
Groomsman
Fresh cracked pepper, anyone? Brian was such a great pledge, that David needed to make him a groomsman! Being an Italian (in the good way), Brian is always the life of the party. David attributes his love of lobster rolls (with hot butter instead of mayo), and bidets, to Brian. If Brian had to impart his knowledge on the world, it would be: "never eat cheese before noon, and avoid letting your children eat white bread at all costs."
Megan Kalili
Bridesmaid
Megan is Rachel's favorite bad shopping influence! Although Megan was brought into Rachel's life by her brother Jake, she would have picked her as a friend regardless. Megan is always the first person to offer advice, a ride, or the sunglasses off of her own face (literally) if she notices you squinting. She's also the first person Rachel calls when she unexpectedly sees llamas at the gas station. Most people are experts at only one type of therapy, but Megan is gifted at two: human and retail!
Andrew "Cheese" Ballin
Groomsman
A great cheese goes well with everything, and this Cheese is no exception! Although to most he may be the corrupt fantasy football commissioner that always schemes the group a free steak dinner from Wolfgang's, to David he is a favorite cuddle buddy and wary Fortnite teammate. Andrew's Mom and Dad (aka Rachel and David) could not be prouder of their son and can't wait to have him by their side on their big day!
Caitlin Glazer
Bridesmaid
Rachel has the Best Man to thank for this one! Caitlin is always there when Rachel needs a wedding opinion, nail advice, or someone to hang out with when David and Jeff are busy giggling. Even though Caitlin doesn't like scary movies, she's the kind of person who will watch with you because you like them! If you need the best Long Island recommendations, Caitlin is your girl!
Brandon "Mah Brotha" First
Groomsman
Brandon is the Patrick to David's Spongebob! It is appropriate that Brandon's last name is "First," because he is David's first in a lot of ways. One of David's first friends ever, his first sleepover, and his first New York roommate. Although the nurses must have separated them at birth, David and Brandon were lucky enough to reunite in elementary school! You can always find Brandon making amazing food creations or making movie magic!
Michael "Solomon" Solomon
Groomsman
Last but certainly not least, David's "best f$%*#@g friend." Solomon is always the funniest guy in the room, and always keeps his cool - even in a criiiiiiisys. David and Solomon have been everything from 4th grade travel basketball teammates, to fantasy football buddies, Hebrew School class clowns, and sports gambling aficionados! Solomon's hidden talent is that he makes a better Spicy Fusilli than Jon & Vinny's!