Wedding Party
Casey
Officiant
There's too much to say. Dude is from another planet.
Kaytee
Maid of Honor
Please refer to her as the Princess of Honor, Maid is too lowly.
Kenneth
Best Man
You might get to meet him if he can get some time away from the gym.
Sara
Bridesmaid
If you could please refer to her as DOCTOR Sara, that'd be greattttttt.
Lucas
Groomsman
Don't give him alcohol, he turns into a Gremlin... or something like that.
Lulu
Bridesmaid
You will lose every karaoke battle against her, trust me.
Dave
Groomsman
As long as him and his ride don't get stuck in traffic, they'll be here.
Renee
Bridesmaid
Sure, she was Maria for the Sound of Music, but obviously not a better part to play than a bridesmaid in my wedding.
Michael
Groomsman
Still doesn't know how to spell my last name even though we're friends on Facebook. Hopefully Howard is easier for him.
Christy
Bridesmaid
Does more than archery, always bowls a 70 after 6 beers, has a collection of scarves and berets, plays trombone in a ska band, kicks ass at Mario Kart... the list just doesn't end.
Shelby
Bridesmaid
All I'm saying is she knows how to handle a needle and isn't afraid to use it.