Wedding Party
Ashley Flanger
Bride
- Most likely to be late to her wedding. - Refuses to pay a cancellation fee for a workout class. - World’s foremost expert in the TV masterpiece, 90 Day Fiancé. - Only has best friends.
L. Jordan Pierro
Groom
- Will leverage his elite sales skills to convince you to go out for ice cream. - Most likely to be at home in bed before the after party. - 4.5 level Bronze Medalist at the Pickleball World Championship. - Believes that his body rejects vegetables.
Cameron Pierro
Best Man
Brother of the Groom. Built-in Best Friend. - Front yard football and basketball competitor with fragile collarbones. - Captain of the 2023 NYC Softball Championship team (Ashley was a key contributor). - Extremely convincing fake cryer in his childhood.
Lou Pierro
Groomsman
Father of the Groom. Built-in Mentor and Best Friend. - Quarterback and referee in the front yard. - Bergen County, NJ Pickleball champion. - Multi-year runner-up in the Schuyler Meadows Platform Tennis Championship with Jordan. - Has a dedicated barstool at Lanie’s Cafe.
Hannah Pregont
Maid of Honor
Childhood Best Friend of the Bride - Patrick to Ashley’s SpongeBob. Jordan is Squidward. - Has watched every episode of Chopped and Survivor. - Contemporary Dance Extraordinaire. - Was mistaken as Ashley’s significant other on a Royal Caribbean Cruise.
Victoria Kisselback
Matron of Honor
Future Sister-in-law of the Bride - Ashley first met her at a notorious Shaker High School dance. - Accountant by day. Travel Agent by night. - Always on the same schedule as Ashley (approx. 30 minutes late). - World renowned opera singer.
Mitchell Flanger
Groomsman
Future Brother-in-law of the Groom - Elite Motivator. - Winner of the '08, '09 and '10 elementary school mile. - Head of the Max Verstappen Fan Club. - Most likely to skip leg day.
Aaron Flanger
Groomsman
Future Father-in-law of the Groom - Has a very particular set of skills. - Navy fighter pilot, SWAT team member, Chief of Police. - Loves an Old Fashioned and his Frenchton, Wrex. - Can bench more than Mitch.
Lauren Kearney
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride (Ashley’s First Best Friend) - Best skier in the wedding party. - Unlicensed pharmacist. - Known to make Ashley laugh until she pees her pants.
Kristin Loughlin
Bridesmaid
College Best Friend of the Bride - Met Ashley at Westchester Fight Club. - Elite Miami slumber party host. - Can strike up a conversation with a brick wall.
Brendan Kisselback
Groomsman
Brother-in-law of the Groom - Captain of Bars Open Volleyball Team. - Proficient in most strategy board games. - Indoor Soccer goalie (was scored on by Jordan on a free kick from half field). - Most likely to get arrested for breaking into the Pierro Household.
Caleb Waltersdorf
Groomsman
Childhood Buddy of the Groom - High level Settlers of Catan player, disc golfer and recreational sports participant. - Top tier cook and known for his crafty recipes, best served at a Cape Cod bbq. - Can vouch that Jordan scored on Brendan from half field.
Linsey Kornblau
Bridesmaid
Coworker turned Best Friend of the Bride - Can hit more fairways off the tee than Jordan. - Professional charcuterie board maker with Ashley. - Licensed to fly a jet and can sell you one too.
Anna Marotta
Bridesmaid
Childhood Best Friend of the Bride - Swam her way into Ashley’s life (BlueFins Swim Team). - Ashley and her call each other “wein” for no reason whatsoever. - Will send you to the Principal’s office.
Max Morgan
Groomsman
Childhood Buddy of the Groom - Loudest man in the room. - Human ice breaker with the ability to navigate complex social situations. - Calhoun Hall Quiz Bowl Representative. - Introduced Jordan to Vampire Weekend.
John Kaloustian
Groomsman
High School Buddy of the Groom - Jordan's League of Legends duo queue partner in High School. - Houston Hall Quiz Bowl Representative (defeated Calhoun Hall). - Becomes extremely volatile when combined with Max Morgan.
Alyssa Orzo
Bridesmaid
College Best Friend of the Bride - Ashley’s sorority Big, but consistently was confused as her Little. - Deathly afraid of bugs. - May or may not have received a perfect score on the CPA.
Jona Mexhuani
Bridesmaid
College Best Friend of the Bride - Introduced Ashley to Albanian wedding dancing. - Will carry your team in RomCom trivia. - Owns more Pokémon cards than the average 12 year old.
Zach Yakel
Groomsman
Childhood Buddy of the Groom - Best 5’9 point guard in Shaker Hoops history, 8 rec league MVPs. - Favorite Brewery is Lawson's Finest Liquids in Waitsfield, VT (as is Jordan's). - Has won 4 different "The Office" themed trivia nights on a 2 man team with Jordan.
Jacob Engler
Groomsman
Coworker turned Buddy of the Groom - Fluent in tech and science fiction novels. - Well-balanced Spikeball partner with strong lateral agility. - His wife, Susan, started a NYC Supper Club with Ashley. - Once took a solo customer call when Jordan overslept.
Brooke Matthias
Bridesmaid
College Best Friend of the Bride - Ashley knew they’d be friends when she saw her Ninja Turtle backpack at orientation. - Has medaled in bodybuilding competitions. - Can kick your ass.
Brittany Yaeger
Bridesmaid
Best Friend of the Bride - Shares Ashley’s love for animals, including stray cats. - Shares Ashley’s love for dirty Martinis. - Shares Ashley’s love for a Pierro son.
Jorge Dominicis
Groomsman
College Buddy of the Groom - Can not guard Jordan in the post. - Can not beat Jordan in pickleball. - Is one of the most competitive people that Jordan knows, but can't beat Jordan at anything. - One of the few people who is an equally passionate Miami Hurricanes fan as Jordan.
Frankie Paparone
Officiant
Coworker turned Best Friend of the Bride - Retired cast member of multiple Broadway productions. - Eats, Sleeps, Breathes The Real Housewives Franchise. - Managers hate to see him coming.
Bolton “Bo”
Ring Bearer
- Child of the Bride and Groom - Loves to dig through the garbage for snacks. - Never goes to bed without his favorite toy, his Scottie. - Will lick your face and brighten your day.
