Bride
"I sware if I trip on this dress..."
Groom
The Million Dollar Winner
Matron of Honor
"My cats are my babies"
Best Man
Wait, he's in the wedding?
Matron of Honor
AKA - Carrier of the Honorary Junior Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Couldn't come up with a joke that didn't have toot in it.
Bridesmaid
"Sorry I couldn't make it, I live in Oklahoma."
Groomsman
Adam Driver...but better hair
Bridesmaid
"Where's the fire! I'll take care of it!"
Groomsman
Macho Man "Get that bug away from me"
Bridesmaid
Looks more like the brides sister than her actual sister.
Groomsman
"I like rocks."
Flower Girl
Precious "Diti" Angel Girl
Groomsman
Takes pizza with his ranch.
Ring Bearer
Little Drumer Boy
Officiant
We know who people are really here to see.