Bride
She ate a beignet in a beret, what more could he say?
Groom
Funny jokes, he says funnier looking. Cupid shot perfectly!
Father of the Bride
The mythical character to the best movie in the brides eyes
Mother of the Bride
The narrator, conscious, seed of aspiration, and root of heritage
Father of the Groom
Look at him, now look at Phil, then ask yourself, "Are they related?"
Mother of the Groom
Phil was her Valentine's Day present thirty-six years ago... you're all welcome.
Bridesmaid
Head sister of the bride, strength embodied in one person
Bridesmaid
The mirror who reflects everything a bestie could seek with a side of real
Best Man
Fielding Phil's complaints for over a decade.
Bridesmaid
Heart of gold sister. Brains and beauty is only the beginning
Bridesmaid
Like bees to flowers, a magnet bestie. Pulling all around her in
Groomsman
Doesn't need a hammer for nails because he can use his chin.
Bridesmaid
Not one thing she wouldn't be up for. TJ venture? Zoom movie night? Get penciled in!
Bridesmaid
Beauty of a cousin and the "Apple of my eye"
Groomsman
The strong and silent type for a younger brother.
Bridesmaid
Style, Talent wrapped up in a bow of Kindness
Bridesmaid
Thank goodness she doesn't invoice! A bestie of all trades
Groomsman
The loud and louder type for an older brother.
Bridesmaid
The ride or die bestie! From childhood to adulthood, life with her is the best
Bridesmaid
"No tengas pena!" Grabbing life with all its got, city by city
Groomsman
Will, where's the boat?
Bridesmaid
"Jesus take the wheel" "Thug Life" and "Thicker than a snicker" adding spice to life
Bridesmaid
She is the family and the friendship you choose to surround yourself with
Groomsman
You haven't lived until you sleep in a tent without the rainfly.