Things To Do
Bagel Train
Best bagels we have ever had. We tried to get Brooklyn to beat it over 3 years, and never found a better bagel. Better sandwich, maybe. Better bagel, hell no.
Yardley Ice House
For all you folks that are from out of town and that would call it anything other than water ice, I challenge you to go and try this to see why water ice is different from "Italian Ice".
Pretty Bird Coffee Roasters
Pretty Bird eats the Starbucks across the street's lunch. Fresh roasted beans, in-house. Turns into Pretty Burger, a smash burger place at night.
Ashlynn Distillery
Fancy cocktails made with in-house distilled whiskey/rum/vodka. The coolest Morrisville has ever been.
Vault Brewing Company
Yardley's own microbrewery that exists because liquor licenses are limited to 4 places in Yardley Borough. If you make your own booze, apparently you can do whatever you want. Killer IPA's if you in to that sort of thing. Killer Pilsners if you're not.
Drink Canal Water
Some may say you "will get dysentery from drinking stagnant unfiltered water". Phil has been drinking it since he was 4 and look how he turned out. Definitely a well-kept secret among locals, but you will not regret it if you take the dive.
Grounds For Sculpture
Step into your favorite paintings and explore around. Pantomime the Scream. Gawk some naked ladies at the bathing pond. Try to figure out what the hell those modernist sculpture are about.