Once a upon a time, at Reimers Ranch, a young noble man climbed a Dead Cat to impress a beautiful young maiden. She liked what she saw, so he proceeded to conquer a Wall of Serpents to win her favor. They courted to the Edge of Time Hand Beyond. Their love story was not Blowing Smoke at the Monkey but a Dr. Seuss in the making. They managed to escape Crankenstein, date through Eight Flake, while he Yertled her Turtle, all fueled by drinking Demasiadas Cervesas. Bolt Talk is cheap so he created a Prototype of their love and thought to make her his Wife in the Fast Lane. And so the legend goes that he Rolled out the Red Carpet and swept her away on Her Majesty’s Secret Traverse to the alter, amidst Bongo drums and Sexy Chicks with Fat Socks;) Translations: They met rock climbing at Reimers Ranch and have been adventuring ever since. They are both lucky to count each other as their partner in life (and both share a very immature sense of humor;)