Best Man
“Obviously I’m the favorite.”
Maid of Honor
“Powered by sisterly love, questionable dance moves, and white wine.”
Groomsman
"Gott in the streets, chaos in the sheets...of paperwork."
Maid of Honor
“We’ve seen each other through every phase of life, one thing that hasn’t changed… catch me on the dance floor leading limbo”
Groomsman
"I'm better at golf than all these groomsmen."
Matron of Honor
"Synchronized pregnancy partner and bestie for life. If surviving college, bar shifts, and baby chaos doesn't stop us - nothing does. Now let's own the dance floor!"
Groomsman
“I’m finally getting a brother.”
Bridesmaid
"Always ready to dance to Mamma Mia, definitely spilling my Dirty Shirley."
Groomsman
"Check out my Spotify playlist White Girl Wasted....now let's dance, bitches!"
Bridesmaid
"From our homework lab days to the alter....same chaos, fancier outfits."
Groomsman
"Known for spending 80% of the wedding on the dance floor, the other 20% convincing people I can do a backflip."
Bridesmaid
"I swear I won't trip down the aisle...but honestly, place your bets."
Groomsman
“There’s a good chance that I’m not going to remember your name.”
Bridesmaid
“Good. Better. Best. Let’s party!”
Groomsman
“$100 that Nick forgets the rings.”
Bridesmaid
"Mom friend by day, liability by night."
Groomsman
"I lift weights, pull weeds, and mix cocktails - basically I'm the Swiss Army knife of this wedding party."
Bridesmaid
"I'm the bridesmaid that is dropping hints that I'm single: I'm single!"
Groomsman
“704 is where I reside, but the dirty 630 is how I ride”
Bridesmaid
“I was MAID for this!”