Maid of Honor
Emily's baby sister who speaks fluent Spongebob with her
Groomsman
Christian's friend that talks with marbles in his mouth
Bridesmaid
Emily's cousin and #1 childhood play mate
Groomsman
Christian's friend who loves vapes and Chick-fil-A
Bridesmaid
Emily's friend since 2010 who has seen WAY too much by now. And who here dad called a "freakanese"
Groomsman
Christian's friend who is a buff dip connoisseur and a loser of dopp kits
Bridesmaid
Emily's friend that they universe INSISTED she be friends with
Groomsman
Christian's friend who loves to brag about his water bill
Bridesmaid
Emily's friend since the Lou Fusz soccer days who can't believe they are old enough to have babies now
Groomsman
Christian's friend who thoroughly enjoys mushroom... pizza
Bridesmaid
Emily's friend from the Hollister days who luckily came back into her life through their fellas
Groomsman
Christian's friend who also loves having children out of wedlock
Bridesmaid
Emily's friend who is her twin in many, many frightening ways
Groomsman
Christian's friend who is married to fantasy football and herming
Bridesman
Emily's friend from MSU who bonded over crazy Springfield people and their love of dogs
Groomsman
Christian's friend who is looking for a connection