Maid of Honor
Wins the title for Most Inside Jokes with the Bride
Best Man
The Groom’s ex-work wife
Matron of Honor
The big sister that no one asked for
Best Man
The Groom’s gaming bro
Bridesmaid
Spends obscene amounts of money on horrible manicures with the Bride
Groomsman
The most goodest boy!
Bridesmaid
Gave the Bride a (beautiful) dead moth and rock for her birthday
Groomsman
Always the last one to leave the party