Wedding Party
We thank you. Without you, none of this would be possible.
Bob Pease
Best Man and Chick-fil-A Advocate
Not available on Sundays
Lindsay Farmer
Matron of Honor and Wedding Therapist
By appointment only, does not accept insurance
Rick McClain
Groomsman and Suffering from Chronic Anal Glaucoma
Susan Pease
Bridesmaid and Second Favorite Daughter-In-Law
Kane Parham
Groomsman and World’s Strongest Liver Competitor
Mhina
Dog of Honor and Best Dressed
Cleo Pease
Mother of the Groom and Craft Extraordinaire
Diane Umphreyville
Mother of the Bride and Jelly of the Month Club Member
Garrett Lindgren
Father of the Bride and Honorary Fire Marshall
Eric Umphreyville
Brother of the Bride and Moonwalker
Sidney Ettedgui
Officiating in 7 Languages
Nancy Lindgren
Honor Attendant and Culinary Wizard
Mikey
Best Boy in Training and Perpetually Confused
Moogley
Mama’s Boy and Ring Security
Murphy
Best Boy and With Us In Spirit
For all the days along the way