Ivana & Paul
Wedding Party
Laura Molina
Maid of Honor
Laura Molina (Maid of Honor) is thrilled to be making her honor debut in Ivana and Paul’s wedding party. Favorite Credits include: Meeting Ivana for the first time in La Bowlera de Plaza (a Bowling Alley) circa 2007, co-writing CSI the Musical (feat. Ke$ha’s first album), making props out of Pizza boxes, always being early to events, binging Warehouse 13, and drinking copious amounts of Welch’s Red Grape Cider. If she’s not slaying it on the dance floor grooving to some old Salsa music, she will be in the bathroom helping Ivana pee. She would like to thank the lack of raw shrimp at the wedding.
Michael Beck
Best Man
Rarely in a person’s life are they given the opportunity to meet their other half. The Dale to their Chip; The Roger to their Valiant; a third thing. Michael has been essential in all wakes of Paul’s life in New York, and unquestionably the funniest man I’ve ever known (Don’t ask his wife). Whether life advice, dental suggestions, or comedy punchup (“Just lie''), Mike is deeply responsible for the life journey that Paul has been on. Thanks Brother, I wouldn't be here without you.
Samantha Calandrino
Matron of Honor
Samantha Calandrino (Matron of Honor) is joining us all the way from Orlando, FL. Her favorite credits are: Being Ivana’s first roommate, dressing up as small animals for Halloween (bee/mouse), and knowing all the harmonies to Wicked. One time she broke her neck during a dance performance and kept dancing, Ivana expects the same commitment during the special day. Her favorite season is Award season. She would like to thank Pollo Tropical’s Drive-Thru jingle and Pedrín.
Dylan Brennan
Groomsman
Wanted: Dylan ‘Cool Hands’ Brennan. Last seen attending Wrestlmania and//or rubbing elbows with Nathan’s Hot Dog competitors. A contemporary renaissance man, Dylan can be found lecturing on the future of the Buffalo Bills or how the National Spelling Bee has lost its integrity for the sake of ritz and glamor. If one encounters Dylan Brennan, it’s no cause for alarm- make eye contact, offer a firm handshake, and be graced with the finest gentleman New Jersey has to offer.
Lara González-Soler
Bridesmaid
Lara González Soler (Bridesmaid) was practically carried out of the baby hospital in Ivana’s 3-year-old arms. They have grown up together in dressing rooms and rehearsals. Shared passions include: cheese, tap dance, and RuPaul’s Drag Race. Lara’s name on Ivana’s phone is Puertocahontas. During the reception you will find her deep in philosophical conversations with a Medalla in hand.
Diego Pérez
Groomsman
Diego has been a long time friend of Paul’s or the greatest catfisher of all times. Having met playing video games online, the two have become lifelong friends. Potentially from Boston, or somewhere else entirely, the two decided it would be more interesting to not meet in person until this wedding began.
Lydia Aquino
Bridesmaid
Lydia Aquino (Bridesmaid) proud mother of Antígona Dolores. Lydia is Ivana’s fairy godmother, Schyler sister, and confidant. When these two get together there is no stopping them. From Antonio Banderas to 3am karaoke, they’ve been through it all. If you look across the room and find the most amazing cheekbones, then lucky you….you’ve found Lydia.
Nathaniel Sandler
Groomsman
Nate “Bearwalker” Sandler is Paul’s first adult friend. Although they’ve engaged in plenty of shenanigans together, some of their best memories include Island Burger, a celebrity poker game, and silently spilling stolen golden apples. They rolled a 20 on their friendship. (Ivana made me add this).
Caroline Fiss
Bridesmaid
Caroline Fiss (Bridesmaid) is the fiercest Kansas City Chiefs fan you’ll ever encounter. If you have the pleasure of hanging out with Caroline and Ivana you will notice two things: 2 pairs of long legs and tea that is always piping hot. This fashion icon will be kicking her face on the dance floor and twirling the night away.
Tim Peck
Groomsman
The master of the oopie-doopie. It could be said that Tim is responsible for bringing Paul and Ivana together. After helping film Paul’s comedy special, Tim drove Paul back home and Ivana hitched a ride with them. When Ivana was dropped off, Paul walked her to her door and told her they were going out on their first date. Also, please, never give Tim a bucket.
Kacie Burns
Bridesmaid
Kacie Burns (Bridesmaid) is the Ranch dressing to Ivana’s Hawaiian pizza. They’ve lived together, danced together, sang together, even worn wedding dresses and stabbed men together. She will be joining us all the way from Italy! During the reception, she will most likely be doing a little Fosse on the dance floor. Kacie would like to thank Papa Johns and their garlic dipping sauce.
Spencer Taylor
Groomsman
Friendship Time: 12 years (Since college) Range: 7.9 mi (Distance from Astoria to Crown Heights) Components: QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, Flex, K, Def. You cast Spencer and a phenomenal friend appears. Master of Darts and Lover of the Arts.