Once upon a lockdown in mid-2020, when Covid-19 was trending and Zoom was the new nightclub, Patrick in the UK and Shilpa in Melbourne matched online. Across 10,000 miles and 11 time zones, they bonded over a shared love of sarcasm, snacks, and not knowing how to end video calls gracefully. Patrick wooed Shilpa with his charming British wit and an accent that made even “tax return” sound romantic. Shilpa impressed Patrick with her Melbourne sass, impeccable emoji game, and the ability to hold a conversation while simultaneously making chai. Their relationship survived: - Time zone math that felt harder than algebra. - Wi-Fi tantrums mid-heartfelt confessions. - Patrick’s brave encounter with Vegemite - and his even braver claim that it was “delicious.” - And the ultimate test: watching each other make food and eat on video calls. Eventually, they met in person- *cue dramatic music*- and discovered they were even better in 3D. From long-distance love to winery vows, they’ve laughed, cried, and debated the correct pronunciation of “scone.” Now, after years of virtual dates, real hugs, and a few “are we REALLY doing this?” moments, they’re tying the knot at Boat O’Craigo Winery. One British-Irish, one Indian-Aussie, one epic love story and a whole lotta appreciation. x