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First friend as a young professional Fellow veteran of the Ortho-Trauma floor Talked me down from my caffiene induced rages against hospital administration Introduced me to laying on the floor as a way to cope with life.
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Future-sister-law. Gave me a big hug on our first meeting Laughed at my jokes Won my heart. Makes the Pioneer Woman look like an amateur.
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Became my friend when we were three, even though I made her cry over Hi-Ho Cherrio. Has survived misadventures ranging from baking cakes without a recipe, tornadoes, and killing snakes. Remains my friend in spite of it all.
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Sister-in-law Has endured Fite Family shenanigans since high school. Did so well that she joined the family. Picks out the best gifts. Elevates every event to a classier and calmer level.
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There's supposed to be an accent on the last E. First chatted her up at Sunday School, then every chance I got because she's super cool. Gives superb advice, from outfits to life choices.
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We've been lounging on each other's furniture since first we met. Has the best couch for doing homework on. Has been instrumental in the execution of every surprise party Patrick and I have planned for each other .
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Giggled with me at Toastmasters Invited me to be her travel buddy Currently my roommate and co-adventurer in DC. Asks the best questions.