Maid of Honor
Older sister of the bride. Mother of Rowan with another on the way!
Best Man
Older brother of the groom. Culprit of making copious amounts of kimchi and avoiding photos (evidenced above).
Bridesmaid
Younger sister of the bride. Chief aesthetics officer (CAO) of this wedding!
Groomsman
Friend from high school. Disciple of Jocko and lover of bratwurst.
Bridesmaid
Friend from college. Lover of pigs and red wine. Can be found on the nearest dance floor.
Groomsman
Friend from that weird in between of high school and college. Fellow whiskey evangelist and armchair philosopher.
Bridesmaid
Betsy's old boss. Will remove her hoops and throw fists if required at the wedding.
Groomsman
Friend from college. Talks frequently about Lithuania. Buys ice cream at 1am.
Bridesmaid
Married to Sam. --> Will steal Sam's whiskey while pretending to be interested at any time.
Groomsman
<-- Married to Abbey. Will consume whiskey and talk about Heidegger at any time.
Bridesmaid
Friend from college. Sings frequently.
Groomsman
Friend from college. Father of many kids by the mere age of 19. ( ... as in goats of course)