Groom
Most Likely To: Harass you about investing in your Roth IRA, order steak for every meal, and talk about how "this is the Raider's year."
Bride
Most Likely To: Get mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi, have a vogue magazine subscription, and try to convince you Gibbs is cuter than your dog.
Ring Bearer
Most Likely To: Teach your dog how to open a trashcan and be the reason the Bruins win the Stanley Cup this year.
Best Man
Most Likely To: Complete the Cannonball Run and spend more time than his wife getting ready in the morning.
Maid of Honor
Most Likely To: Spontaneously sign up for a half-marathon while on vacation and be able to name all of the Real Housewives on Bravo.
Maid of Honor
Most Likely To: Convince you to move to Charlotte and know the best hiking trails/ wine bars in every city.
Groomsman
Most Likely To: Get lost in an unknown city with a dead phone battery and draft the best fantasy team.
Bridesmaid
Most Likely To: Be up to date on the latest trends and say 'cin-cin!' while toasting around the table.
Groomsman
Most Likely To: Tell you to bet on Boston College for Saturday's football game and have the last word in an argument.
Bridesmaid
Most Likely To: Be at Disney World right now and buy the patent for Heinz Ketchup one day.
Groomsman
Most Likely To: Be the first to book their flight when the group message starts planning a trip and befriend a mob of protestors.
Bridesmaid
Most Likely To: Have seen 1,000 episodes of Paw Patrol and invite the bride and groom to spend the weekend at Anchorage 1770 with her. (*wink, wink*)
Groomsman
Most Likely To: Make fun of your college major and force his students to call him Dr. Colletta even though he's just an adjunct.
Bridesmaid and Sister of the Groom
Most Likely To: Adopt a pet pig and beat you in cribbage.
Groomsman and Brother of the Bride
Most Likely To: Skip dinner with his big sister to train at his Muy Thai boxing gym and talk to you about the latest Netflix comedy special.
Groomsman
Most Likely To: Show up to the wedding dressed a Minion.