Maid of Honor
Paige's older sister, guitar hero partner, and the couple’s all-time 4lifer. Likes: a good cheese pull and a tasty Bloody Mary. Dislikes: long walks in uncomfortable (poorly planned) shoes and brushing her hair.
Best Man
Sam's longtime best friend, the couple’s on-call nurse, and fellow Village Goon. Likes: a good bike ride and an even better sandwhich. Dislikes: singers with no pitch and nonsense.
Man of Honor
Paige's best friend, high school art classmate, and partner in crime. Likes: a cold beer (or 12) and a fresh Vogue. Dislikes: bad vibes, bad weather, and bad people.
Groomsman
Sam's longtime best friend, Italian connoisseur, and fellow Village Goon. Likes: podcast hosting and Juventus. Dislikes: automatic transmissions and bad defense.
Bridesmaid
Paige's little sister, lake buddy, and fellow McKirahan. Likes: Taco Bell and her pup, Shadows. Dislikes: talkative strangers and wine (despite her trying to convince herself otherwise).
Groomsman
Paige’s brother, Irish twin, and 1/2 of the brother-sister family game night champion team. Likes: the Cincinnati Bengals and being his wife’s third wild son. Dislikes: the Cleveland Browns and too many people talking loudly at once.
Bridesmaid
Sam's little sister, expert child wrangler, and the couple’s favorite third wheel. Likes: Joe Burrow and when Sam isn't talking. Dislikes: cleaning her car and people touching her clothes (despite loving to steal Paige's).
Groomsman
Sam's first friend (dawgs since '01), hockey team co-captain, and fellow Village Goon. Likes: Ranger's hockey and a well-hit iron shot. Dislikes: missing the net and uneven spreads.
Bridesmaid
Paige's best friend, her honorary sister, and partial owner of their shared brain cell. Likes: her dog, Nuke, and the Columbus Blue Jackets. Dislikes: idiots and when people hate on her love for Twisted Tea.
Groomsman
Sam’s oldest friend, honorary brother, and the best at “yukking it up.” Likes: hitting you over the head with a semolina and sports. Dislikes: leaving the house and the Buckeyes (BOO!)
Bridesmaid
Paige's best friend, dance partner, and fellow NYC enthusiast. Likes: a good marg, a great playlist, and a stunning set of acrylics. Dislikes: UVs below 5 and Brooklyn haters.
Groomsman
Sam's dart partner, fellow Guiness enthusiast, and member of the Upper East Beasts (RIP Jimmy). Likes: when the Bucks cover and bars that put the game audio on. Dislikes: losing in Switch golf and Jim Harbaugh.
Bridesmaid
Paige's best friend, fellow RedHawk to Buckeye transitioner, and witness to the night the couple met. Likes: some banging EDM and good yoga (preferably with a cat nearby). Dislikes: MCL Restaurant (college job, IYKYK) and weird men.
Flower Girl
Paige's cousin, the couple's best hype woman, and the bride's outfit matching partner. Likes: Zachary David Alexander Efron and a cold Corona. Dislikes: movie-haters and late nights (except on the wedding day, of course).
Ring Bearer
The couple's first offical NYC friend, their political consultant, and their favorite gossip. Likes: a well-run government and a good glass of wine. Dislikes: travelling outside of Manhattan and when Paige does dry January.
Officiant & Step-Father of Bride
Paige's step-father, the couple's most beloved NBA 2K basketball player, and their favorite airport Uber driver. Likes: a well-smoked piece of meat and a good game of golf. Dislikes: the Marietta Noon Lions Track Invitational and mushrooms (he's a liar-he isn't actually allergic).
Mother of the Bride
Paige’s mother, the one who always makes it happen, and the couple’s Wayfair consultant. Likes: a cold Michelob Ultra and an oversized hanging basket planter. Dislikes: the Creed franchise and losing in Mario Party.
Mother of the Groom
Sam’s mother, queen of hosting, and cake pop connoisseur. Likes: a cold cocktail and a flourishing garden. Dislikes: raw tomatoes and bad manners.
Father of the Groom
Sam’s dad, Paige’s fellow Aries bestie, and NYC restaurant extraordinaire. Likes: a good bourbon and a great jam band. Dislikes: a broken air conditioner and a dirty pool.
Father of the Bride
Paige’s dad, king of the lake, and THE DJ XXX. Likes: a cold seasonal beer and a song with high BPM. Dislikes: TTUN and using real words in Scrabble.
Step-Mother of the Bride
Paige’s step-mother, fellow lover of summer, and queen of the lake. Likes: having her toes in the water, ass in the sand and all things Christmas. Dislikes: snakes and talking about snakes and being near…you get the gist.