we're getting married!

Before I went home for Christmas Joe told me he had another present for me, but it hadn't come yet. When he picked me up in George a couple days after Christmas I couldn't stop thinking about what he had gotten me (he gives me the best things). Right when we got back to my apartment I sat on my couch and said "ok where's my present?!" He said "you want it now? ok." So he goes back behind a wall to get the gift from his backpack, he says "if you don't like it we can just exchange it." So I said "well now I know it's not a ring so just give it to me!" He comes around the corner and stands in front of the couch with something behind his back, I say "uhh you're not going to wrap it?" He says "well it's kind of small." Then he drops on one knee and says "do you wanna marry me?" and flips open the box. I pull it out and say "are you serious?! is this fake?!" I put it on my finger and a couple minutes later he reminds me that I never said yes, oops ;)